BMW Spider-Man in-car advertising

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175 points | by goplayoutside 3 hours ago

28 comments

  • helterskelter 2 hours ago
    Great way to tank a brand. Part of BMW's value is/was the expectation of an upper middle class snob driving it, but having your car force ads on you is something people wouldn't even expect from a Kia Soul leased off a used lot.
    • dehrmann 2 hours ago
      It's like a basic Kindle. Or Ryanair.

      Between this, the proprietary nut patent, and the heated seat subscription, I'm probably not going to look at BMW for my next car. They've been going back on things, but all of this adds up to they don't get it.

      • beAbU 7 minutes ago
        How can you put Ryanair and BMW in the same category?

        Ryanair's whole shtick is "we'll treat you like cattle in a truck, and you'll be grateful you only paid €20 for the experience". I feel that anyone who is outraged by their nickel-and-diming doesn't really understand what Ryanair is about.

        If I paid €200 for a flight from Dublin to Amsterdam, and they forced me to watch ads on the seatback screen and charged me to use the loo, then I'll be rightfully upset. But €50 for Ryanair? Where do I sign up for the €20 standing-only tickets?

      • Barbing 19 minutes ago
        >basic Kindle

        Praise be to AdBreak https://kindlemodding.org/jailbreaking/AdBreak

        I practically own it now!

        Ryanair: can’t recall if they’re worse than Spirit/Frontier. “We have one price for tiny people flying with the shirt on their back, and other prices for everyone else like those who might need luggage, or, liquid to survive.“

      • riffraff 1 hour ago
        Ryanair is the epitome of "cheap with compromise" which is the opposite of the BMW brand. And kindle basic gets advertising as a known feature at buying time.

        Pushing advertisment after sale on a premium product is absolutely not similar.

        • Barbing 13 minutes ago
          I had to edit my comment saying it might not have been a fair comparison because I realized they might’ve just been dissing BMW pretty hard.

          ‘Enjoy your “luxury“ car’, the kind of “luxury“ that appeals to subsidized e-reader buyers and discount airline customers.

          And I like that. If BMW can’t resist monetizing their customers’ attention, they don’t deserve the higher-end customers their marketing suggests they desire.

      • 2muchcoffeeman 53 minutes ago
        A BMW is like a flagship smart phone. It looks like luxury, but everyone has them.
        • Barbing 9 minutes ago
          Are you including people who own older BMWs? They look like really great deals on the used market. Just don’t check the five-year total cost of ownership. If it’s not new, it’s gonna cost you in the shop. Maybe every year or so.

          Also I think everyone in our social circles have flagship phones but $50 Android pre-paids sell pretty well. (Someone probably knows, unlike me, the exact numbers.)

      • mplewis 1 hour ago
        No, it's obviously not like that.
    • calmbonsai 1 hour ago
      Yup. I'd say ICE cars peaked in UX, performance, and safety in the early 2000s.
      • kQq9oHeAz6wLLS 1 hour ago
        This has nothing to do with the method used to propel the vehicle. There's nothing stopping this from happening in an EV.
        • sandworm101 43 minutes ago
          Correct. This is about the people who buy new cars. The manufacturers are addressing a well-studied market. Those with money, those who can afford to be "early adopters' of new tech are the sort of people who actually want these features. They want computer screens. They want car-phone synchronization. They want a car that can be "repaired" over an internet connection because that saves interacting with a tradesperson with skills they do not understand or appreciate. Cars are scary for such people. Phones are not. So making the car as phone-like as possible sells more cars.
        • edoceo 1 hour ago
          The electric motor is better for torque and speed than ICE.
    • dzhiurgis 13 minutes ago
      It’s not forced. You have to click icon. Not the smartest move, but not exactly ominous. Plenty of other bad software decisions in bmw.
      • Barbing 7 minutes ago
        Sounds like it is forced and it’s an entire banner. Imagine the click-through rate on something your car shows you compared to your average ad.
    • rvz 2 hours ago
      > Part of BMW's value is/was the expectation of an upper middle class snob driving it

      BMWs are no where near for that "class". A Mercedes-Benz is for that and even they also put ads in their own dashboard screens. [0]

      So on HN-land, time to rule out BMWs, Chevrolets, Mercedes-Benz, Teslas, Volkswagens, Kias. What else?

      [0] https://www.motor1.com/news/797846/mercedes-screen-plays-ads...

      • ehnto 1 hour ago
        Mercs and BMWs occupy the same market space. They are direct competitors.

        Mercedes may have a car or two that reaches just out of upper middle class but they are largely a middle to upper middle class brand, just like BMW.

        The fact that Merc would do it too just means they are both happy cheapening their brand to align with practices of cheap off-brand android TVs.

        • dash2 19 minutes ago
          Actually Apple will also put advertising on your phone if you have one of the dynamic carousel things and you walk into the wrong area.
          • microtonal 4 minutes ago
            They put advertising in:

            - The Settings: Apple Intelligence and Apple Fitness+ (including the red dot as if you missed something important).

            - The app store. Typically 1/2 or 2/3 of the search page is covered by ads.

            - Apple Wallet. They rolled out an F1 advertisement to Apple Wallet in some region.

            - iWork apps now have advertisements for updating to an Apple Creator Studio subscription.

            - Apple Maps will soon have ads.

            Most restraint is gone now to grow the Services category. It just feels gross for flagship devices. It seems that AOSP ROMs like GrapheneOS are the only road to sanity.

      • jchw 2 hours ago
        I don't think I'll be buying recent model years any time soon.
        • femto 1 hour ago
          I'm beginning to think that my '96 Toyota Starlet is "peak ICE". It has EFI, no infotainment, no power windows, no power steering, no automatic transmission. It is basically an engine, gearbox and wheels. An electric Starlet would be Nirvana.

          Edit: Just read that Toyota is toying with the idea of an electric Starlet. It'll probably have an infotainment system and power "everything" though.

          https://www.drive.com.au/news/2026-toyota-starlet-rumours/

          • fy20 1 hour ago
            I'm not a mechanic but I have rebuilt an engine (common rail diesel with electronic injection) with a friend and do some work on my own cars. I don't really get the "everything needs to be mechanical" push. My previous car was mid 2000s, automatic, electronic basically everything. The reason why I scrapped it was because it had too must rust. The engine, transmission, and electronics were still fine after 200k and 20 years of harsh winters.

            My current car had an electrical issue last year... but it turned out it was a mechanical issue. Something had chewed through the wires to the MAF sensor. Fixed them, and all good. It's no different from something chewing through a fuel line, except OBD was able to tell me what subsystem was not working correctly.

            The problem I see with current cars is that the infotainment system is tied into everything - and usually the software sucks. If they just went back to seperate dashboard, AC controls and radio I'd have no issues with them.

            My current car is from 2016, and I specifically looked for something that was like that. It is hybrid and has modern tech (e.g. radar cruise control), but everything is compartmentalised. First upgrade I did was replacing the headunit with a Chinese one that supports Android Auto/CarPlay. No functionality was lost, as the old head unit was literally just a radio and screen for backup camera.

      • larusso 26 minutes ago
        Just saying that these brands have different offerings in different countries. Here in Germany all big brands: Audi, BMW, Mercedes and VW etc have offerings from low lever to luxury car.
      • yegle 2 hours ago
        Volvo, with their terrible infortainment system's performance, I'm not sure if it's capable of displaying ads.
        • dylan604 47 minutes ago
          And here you thought they were just incompetent. Turns out, they've been looking out for you this whole time
      • kridsdale1 2 hours ago
        My Lexus 2025 remains perfect and user friendly. I have all the online connected stuff enabled. Zero enshitification.
        • maxnevermind 43 minutes ago
          Why 2025 though? It didn't yet pass the test of time and there is not enough failure rate data on it. Toyotas(Lexus) do have serious quality issues too, rarely but that happens for certain models from time to time.
        • mentalfist 1 hour ago
          Many NA produced lexus models have seen deteriorating quality issues past 5 or so years. Maybe yours is produced in Japan?
        • ludicrousdispla 2 hours ago
          >> Zero enshitification.

          Lexus should put that on the cover of their product brochure.

        • roundwego 1 hour ago
          Lexus is a kino sleeper.
      • chaostheory 1 hour ago
        You make it sound like there's no choice. Toyota/Lexus and Honda/Acura don't do it to my knowledge. Am I wrong?

        EDIT Add Volvo and Genesis to the list of no ads

  • c7b 54 minutes ago
    It sounds awful, but it might not even make the top-5 of the most annoying/concering things you'll get in a new car (bought in the EU at least), many of which are now mandatory by regulation. What you'll also get is a camera that tracks your eye movements to play an alert when they're not on the road, an alarm when you drive over the allowed speed limit as determined by a camera, an alarm plus a mechanical yanking of your driving wheel when you're approaching the side of your lane without a turn signal on. As a cherry on top it's unclear what happens with all the data generated by these systems. And I'm probably forgetting a few.

    I'm wondering what a good cutoff date is when considering buying a used car.

    • maxgashkov 49 minutes ago
      I get all of these with more or less recent (2023) Mazda here in Japan, but all of them can be turned off in settings. Are they always-on in EU?
      • mdp2021 6 minutes ago
        (I checked the directives weeks ago.)

        In the eu, the general idea is "you can disable the functions each time you restart the car - they will be re-enabled as the car is off".

        Some people spend minutes turning off the annoying parts from the settings before starting the car, each time.

        • d--b 3 minutes ago
          It’s the main thing they tell you when you buy a new car. Press here 4 times, then here 3 times, then here once, and you’re good.
      • c7b 43 minutes ago
        I haven't driven a recent model but afaik the answer for most is Yes, or at best you can disable them for the current ride and they turn on again automatically on every start.
        • maxgashkov 39 minutes ago
          That's quite insane then. Especially the lane departure warning / assist was downright dangerous in snowy conditions when the road markings became partially covered, I cannot imagine driving with that setting on all the time.
          • mdp2021 4 minutes ago
            > Especially the lane departure ... assist was downright dangerous in snowy conditions

            And near cyclists...

            (Opposite to some configurations described nearby, some car models do automatically steer pushing the car in its lane, they do not just warn the driver.)

          • Griffinsauce 21 minutes ago
            The "lane assist" is very dangerous. I don't understand how this got in cars to begin with, nevermind become mandatory.

            It's super "fun" with temporary marking around road works. I bet it works perfectly in a lab but in the real world..

            • consp 14 minutes ago
              I've never had a point where it is dangerous. It vibrates the steering wheel and that's it. Even on the autobahn's 2.20m wide roadwork left lanes it works good/not bad enough I just leave it on. Lane keeping is not mandatory, only a warning system.
              • maxgashkov 10 minutes ago
                I guess it depends on the maker. For my car it nudges the wheel back into the lane in addition to vibrating.
    • d--b 4 minutes ago
      These systems are such a pain in the butt. These can’t be saving lives. My brain completely filters away the speed limit beep. The auto-steering mostly tries to drive me into other vehicles (in the countryside it steers you towards the middle of the road ). And I am pretty sure the eye tracking thing wont prevent me from selecting a spotify song.

      cutoff is officially mid 2024. I don’t know if some older cars have been firmware-updated to have these features turned on by default.

    • dylan604 49 minutes ago
      My 2015 has none of these things. It has a rear camera, no telemetry, physical buttons, no internal nav, and no giant tough screen.
      • mdp2021 11 minutes ago
        > My 2015 has none of these things

        The eu has started pushing those things with a 2016 (I believe) regulation that imposed "all cars approved for production after 2018 must have an "e-Call" system (internal GPS, microphone and telephone connected to the police in case of car crash)".

        And then more, and then more, and still more...

      • DanOpcode 38 minutes ago
        Same in my car from 2017. Also has rear camera, no infotainment other than bluetooth (so I guess it doesn't have any telemetry), physical buttons, no internal nav, no EU warning systems, no alerts that I need to turn off. Perfect car. Very peaceful to drive.
    • cuu508 26 minutes ago
      Texting and driving is a real problem.
  • narmiouh 2 hours ago
    Samsung the same with their display on fridge, I'm not sure how is this legal and why someone thinks this is ok.

    These decision makers are meant to be educated people with may be at least a tiny bit of values in their lives...

    • cautiouscat 2 hours ago
      I agree that it’s abhorrent. However the doomer in me can’t help but think they do these things because consumers still buy them. You’d expect GE to go “Oh yeah well we don’t put ads on OUR fridges.” but it seems like in every industry they all just follow suit.
      • jaredhallen 2 hours ago
        I suppose they've determined the revenue from the ads outweighs the potential competitive advantage.
        • polotics 34 minutes ago
          Or they know it's a race to the bottom where as long as every brand's doing it, consumers have no choice...
      • dfxm12 2 hours ago
        It's not like they're showing ads on fridges/cars in the commercials or the display units in Lowe's/the dealership. By the time you see the ad, it's too much of a hassle to return it, even if you can...
    • DanOpcode 35 minutes ago
      On my Samsung TV recently on the start page some ad has started to show up, years after I bought it. No idea if I can get rid of it. I barely watch TV though, so I don't really care about wasting time trying to get rid of it. But I will for sure avoid Samsung in future TV purchases.
    • tootie 2 hours ago
      No coincidence, BMW and Samsung did product placement in the movie too. Very conspicuously.
  • q3k 0 minutes ago
    > Clicking on it then activates the Spider-Man™ animation, comprising a full-screen festive animation in the Control Display with aptly chosen backing music and an accompanying light show courtesy of the ambient lighting system.

    Stop the presses, it's not an ad, it's just a “festive animation”!

  • DrewADesign 2 hours ago
    I wonder if they say: "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."
  • inasio 38 minutes ago
    The main story in the wiki page comes from the Autopian [0], specifically from Jason Torchinsky, ex Jalopnik. It's an awesome publication, check them out, and Jason is an incredible writer (Onion alumni)

    [0] https://www.theautopian.com/bmw-is-showing-commercials-on-th...

  • DanOpcode 47 minutes ago
    Wouldn't it be fair if BMW at least shared the advertisement revenue with the car owners?

    It's so ugly that they first sell cars, and profit from that. And then they utilize the fleet of cars to squeeze out more revenue, even though that was never part of the contract to begin with. What right does BMW have to do that?

    If they found a new revenue source, it would be nice if they at least shared that with their customers. Now it's just abuse of their customers. Where BMW is one-sided profiting while the customers are suffering.

    • wvenable 42 minutes ago
      > Wouldn't it be fair if BMW at least shared the advertisement revenue with the car owners?

      No.

      • DanOpcode 11 minutes ago
        I mean, I don't know of it's still around, but the ad-supported Amazon Kindle was at least cheaper than the regular version. So the customer got some compensation for being shown ads.
  • tmcnally 26 minutes ago
    BMWs have decent 'mod' support, if you fully own a msport/M you can be mitigating OTA updates in firmware to retain your perf/exhaust pops as regulations/OEMs change goals. Original firmware b58s (m340/z4m40) are infamously coveted for specific software/hardware versions... Same logic can be applied to this strange advert thingy
    • OptionOfT 18 minutes ago
      Engine modules are locked because of regulation to ensure that emissions control remain in place.

      Pops don't disappear with software updates. Pops disappeared in Europe because of the dreaded OPF.

  • fumeux_fume 2 hours ago
    > BMW's own PressClub release described the advertisement as a special surprise for drivers...

    That one got a chuckle out of me

    • userbinator 2 hours ago
      Like coming back to your car getting broken into, a surprise doesn't necessarily have to be a positive one.
  • tonyedgecombe 34 minutes ago
    Whilst we are having a dig at BMW owners it turns out that most of them don't know whether their car is front or rear wheel drive.

    https://www.motortrend.com/news/bmw-80-of-1series-owners-don...

  • walrus01 2 hours ago
    If please drink a verification can was applied to automobiles.
    • dzhiurgis 3 minutes ago
      It wasn’t. It’s an icon on desktop that most owners probably didn’t even noticed. Same with Tesla’s tron (which arguably was kinda cool for my 3yo).
    • powerpcmac 2 hours ago
      The car will remain in park until you roll down the windows and yell "I love McDonalds!"
      • walrus01 2 hours ago
        Earn 300 bonus BMWBucks by visiting your local Taco Bell (R) (TM) drive through in the next 15 minutes! Limited time offer!
        • tonyedgecombe 45 minutes ago
          That explains all the Beemers not stopping at pedestrian crossings.
      • squirtle24 1 hour ago
        Spend $20 at your local Burger King and we'll turn off that oil leak!
  • OsrsNeedsf2P 3 hours ago
    Great to see the Consumer Rights wiki has been picking up steam. Lots of passionate people behind the project
  • haritha-j 26 minutes ago
    This and the eye tracking could make a killer combo. “Stare at this ad for 30s to unlock the drive gear”.
    • dash2 16 minutes ago
      No no, the brake!
  • smlacy 1 hour ago
    The ultimate driving machine... for marginal revenue.
  • foo12bar 2 hours ago
    This looks like it, possibly. There doesn't seem to be a banner that you click on like it states in the consumer rights article, but rather an icon, so not sure.

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Z8v2tsYdgRk

    • OptionOfT 1 hour ago
      The icon is there to replay it. It'll auto-play like the 4th of July video.
  • userbinator 2 hours ago
    Hopefully their lawyers have considered the possibility of a bug causing this ad to play while the car is being driven and leading to a distracted driving accident...

    on suitably equipped vehicles running BMW Operating System 7, 8, 8.5, 9, or OS X built after July 2020

    For those who were surprised by that naming, Apple hasn't used "OS X" for nearly 10 years.

  • luciana1u 1 hour ago
    at this point the luxury car feature is that nothing in it demands your attention. a screen that just shows the speed and the fuel gauge and shuts up
    • ehnto 1 hour ago
      The safety of a 2025 with the driving UX of a 1995 is what I want.
  • bredren 36 minutes ago
    A month ago the highly upvoted blog entry [0] about Rivian’s rejection of CarPlay included this quote from Rivian’s Chief Software Officer, Wassym Bensaid:

       The challenge with screen mirroring solutions is that they take over every single pixel in the car, and that’s not the way we see ourselves interacting with our users.
    
    Yes, it’s clear the companies’ see the way they want to “interact” with their customers is to force whatever content they please.

    [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48769397

  • Neil44 55 minutes ago
    My BYD doesn't do this.
    • dzhiurgis 0 minutes ago
      BYD infotainment is trash tho. “The bzootoo conexun is sugzezsul” level of trash.
    • DanOpcode 27 minutes ago
      Soon Chinese tech will be viewed as premium class while their competitors are eroding their quality.
  • Rohunyyy 2 hours ago
    Shocked. Absolutely shocked. No one saw this coming
  • jcastro 2 hours ago
    • LeoPanthera 2 hours ago
      I don't see how. One is a full-screen commercial. The other is a free album in your library.
      • userbinator 2 hours ago
        They're both violations of boundaries associated with ownership.
      • jcastro 1 hour ago
        It depends if you like U2 or not I suppose.
  • wewewedxfgdf 14 minutes ago
    Enshittification of everything.
  • fnord77 2 hours ago
    I got hit with this Wednesday morning when I started my 330i. I cannot wait to sign up for the class action lawsuit.
    • artisinal 1 hour ago
      Time to upgrade to a 2008 330i
  • fragmede 3 hours ago
    One of the best things one of me mates from high school did for me, is buy himself a BMW. The amount of problems and money he had to deal with helped me realize I didn't actually want a BMW, they're just nice to look at.
    • genter 2 hours ago
      They're also really nice to drive (at least when they work).
      • calmbonsai 1 hour ago
        Only the older ones without screens. A naturally aspirated inline 6 with a manual gearbox and 50/50 weight distribution is it's own special kind of bliss.

        I only take it out maybe 20 times per year, but after merely 30s behind the wheel I remember why I keep it.

        • artisinal 1 hour ago
          And no electronic steering like the newer ones.
      • fragmede 2 hours ago
        Oh he let me drive it a couple of times and the thing was an absolute beast.
    • Markoff 58 minutes ago
      they were nice to look at before they hired some military tank designer

      and even looking at them is safe only seen they are parked, I warned my kids to be extra vigilant when they are nearby BMW on the road, by far the most dangerous drivers on the road with mental issues

  • Markoff 1 hour ago
    this is what you get for buying cheap noname brand car from Temu

    similar thing happened with that British LGBT brand, which is gone

    though it's clear people who buy BMW are not mentally sane anyway, I'm yet to see BMW driver with stable personality who would not vent their mental issues on the road, these people will buy BMW with literally any design and specs just because it's BMW, no matter it looks like ugly tank

    I honestly believe if we banned BMW car registrations number of accidents would drop much more than it's their total share on registrations.

    • timc3 19 minutes ago
      Seriously not helpful, and have you actually matched this opinion to the statistics which are freely available?
  • onetokeoverthe 3 hours ago
    and the in-dash eye tracking device shows 66% of drivers engage for at least 5 seconds!!
    • artisinal 1 hour ago
      The ad will pause if you look away!
      • matheusmoreira 56 minutes ago
        I suppose it could be worse. The ad could torture you with loud high pitched noise until you look at it, like in Black Mirror's 15 million merits.
  • roundwego 1 hour ago
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  • asciii 2 hours ago
    Drove a lot of BMWs when I was working summers as a mechanic