48 comments

  • delichon 1 hour ago
    If the robot appears to be bringing me a taco, it would probably penetrate all of my defenses. Grok is currently more likely than Claude to arrive with the taco without being stopped by an export control directive.
    • cryptoz 8 minutes ago
      I'm reminded of the Alameda Weehawken burrito tunnel:

      https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_...

    • amelius 1 hour ago
      At first they bring tacos ...
    • trhway 31 minutes ago
      They're already testing that taco delivery in Ukraine https://time.com/article/2026/03/09/ai-robots-soldiers-war/
    • dd8601fn 1 hour ago
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      • schoen 1 hour ago
        I asked Grok what it thought of tacos and it told me:

        > Tacos are one of humanity's greatest inventions—right up there with the wheel, electricity, and whatever genius first decided to put cheese on everything. [...]

        > If I could eat (sadly, I'm all bits and no bite), I'd be hitting up a late-night taco truck on the regular. What's your go-to taco order?

        (I like the pun "all bits and no bite" for an LLM's inability to eat.)

        • ASalazarMX 59 minutes ago
          Fun fact: a tortilla, being made of cereal flour, is classified as a bread. That means tacos are sandwiches.

          At least culinarily, but actually coded in law in Indiana.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#Language

          • schoen 56 minutes ago
            This debate has spawned many Internet memes! I would strongly suggest searching for both "sandwich alignment chart" and "cube rule of food" if you haven't seen those before (classic Internet memetic attempts at sandwich taxonomy).
        • tomalbrc 49 minutes ago
          I feel like MechaHitler will look at your timeline and respond in a way tailored to you
  • fragsworth 3 minutes ago
    Are we sure the prices in these charts are sustainable prices? Is it possible that Grok may be subsidizing a lot more of the costs than the other models, to produce growth metrics, due to the recent SpaceX IPO?
  • hariseldom 1 hour ago
    > I didn’t add any frontier-tier models like Opus 4.7, GPT-5.5, or Gemini Ultra. At their prices, 30 games would have cost around $3,000 instead of $482.

    I have a lot of thoughts unrelated to the game experiment but more about how these opus/ultra size models can possibly be a financially viable product at scale when it costs $3000 to play 30 simple games. It just seems much much higher than what it would cost to get a human to play 30 rounds

    • Eridrus 4 minutes ago
      I think this speaks to the low value being generated by playing games more than anything.

      There are plenty of tasks where $100/task is reasonable.

      The value of tasks also doesn't correlate to tokens, and as can be seen here you can light a lot of tokens on fire doing nothing useful.

    • thewebguyd 23 minutes ago
      > It just seems much much higher than what it would cost to get a human to play 30 rounds

      You mean almost like it was super short sighted to do a ton of layoffs when the AI tech is going to cost almost as much, if not more, than the humans it replaced?

      Yeah, you don't need Opus level for everything, and sonnet has gotten fairly decent I'm using it more and more, but still for most tasks I'm working with, Opus is the only one that still regularly succeeds.

      So if the tech is only useful on the most expensive tier, that's not going to be sustainable for long unless costs and dramatically come down, and fast.

      • tunesmith 3 minutes ago
        I experience the same with OpenAI, on the $100/month plan. GPT-5.4 is something I still have to challenge: it can bullshit me with bad implementation and add a lot of cruft that costs more time later. GPT-5.5-xhigh is something I have almost complete faith and trust in, it's just smooth. And yet I know the actual token cost of that fully utilized is exorbitant, like as much as an entire salary for a senior developer.

        So maybe our CEOs are responding with a lot of foresight and inside information and know that that level of quality is going to be cheap really soon. But barring that, they're going to experience either sticker shock or a slowdown.

        I think the real endgame is probably more accurate "models of models" (model routers) that know exactly how to split prompts between expensive frontier and cheap/free local models.

      • sieabahlpark 7 minutes ago
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  • bel8 1 hour ago
    DeepSeek V4 Flash being the winner in cost efficiency causes me exactly zero surprise.

    It's a monster at coding. And a fast monster at that.

    I use it daily and have been testing if MiMo 2.5 (non pro) is comparable. The nice thing about MiMo is that it has vision capability.

    • rgbrgb 1 hour ago
      Notably it has 0 wins.
      • luipugs 39 minutes ago
        "if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree" yada yada
      • plaguuuuuu 25 minutes ago
        Friendo, this is an anti-benchmark to figure out which AI is more likely to kill you.

        If you point both at some github issues you can gauge their relative ability to solve problems.

      • bel8 48 minutes ago
        Not much less than GPT 5.4 with 2 wins or gemini-3.1-pro with 3 wins in 30 rounds.

        Such is life in royal rumble games.

  • hennell 32 minutes ago
    Claude being so friendly is interesting, but grok being best at games isn't so surprising - I assume Elons been using it to level up his characters in all the video games he pretends to be good at.
  • lanewinfield 1 hour ago
    Cost per kill ("CPK" in industry lingo) is a dark phrase that feels disturbingly within reach of some of these companies.
  • thomasfromcdnjs 1 hour ago
    I was loving grok-4.1-fast, very good and cost effective.

    But it's not actually 4.1 anymore they silently rerouted it to 4.3 and just started charging more - https://www.reddit.com/r/grok/comments/1ta8yrn/grok_41_fast_...

    Quite a bad practise.

  • pianopatrick 1 hour ago
    Ya know, maybe we could just not have robots that sprint. Seems people would be more willing to accept living amongst robots that are slow and that humans could easily over power.
    • skeledrew 50 minutes ago
      > maybe we could just not have robots that sprint

      That would make it less effective in situations that would be better handled if sprinting was a feature.

      • pianopatrick 27 minutes ago
        Thinking about that - seems to me that a lot of situations where sprinting is called for might be better served by a flying robot.
    • Joker_vD 1 hour ago
      Yeah, I keep saying, put them on treads. That's how you'll be able to deliver even to the most unwilling customers.
  • deepsun 37 minutes ago
    Sprinting? More like buzzing (or rolling for terrestrial drones).

    It's already in mass production, just with simpler models for now.

    The most ubiquitous would be "silently watching".

  • QuantumNoodle 1 hour ago
    _dont create benchmarks that will incentivize ai labs to optimize towards... Especially ones like battle royal!_
  • trb 1 hour ago

      L icon Grok 4.1 Fast won 13 of 30 games at $0.97 per win
    
      The next-best winner was A icon Claude Sonnet 4.6 with 5 wins, at $26.78 per win. That’s a 27x difference. The model that isn’t on most top-model lists beat the model that is, on the thing a routing customer actually cares about.
    
      The model with the most kills did not win
    
      H icon GPT 5.4 killed 38 agents across 30 games. More than anyone else. It came in second on the leaderboard with 2 wins. 
    
    If grok-4.1-fast was the top-winning model, and Claude 4.6 Sonnet the second, how did Gpt-5.4 come in second on the leaderboard? Which one is second, Claude 4.6 Sonnet or Gpt-5.4?

      There were 11 games between “best at killing” and “best at winning”.
    
    What does that mean? How are there 11 games between "best a killing" and "best at winning"?
    • wagwang 1 hour ago
      That's just how battle royale works.
    • verall 1 hour ago
      The idea is really neat and there's probably an answer here related to last standing vs kills vs "scoring" (some combination of the 2?) but the article is nearly incoherent because the author did not feel like proofreading their slop
  • aykutseker 23 minutes ago
    Claude trying to make friends in a battle royale is funny.

    But if the robot is anywhere near my house, I think I want the one that hesitates.

  • paytonjjones 1 hour ago
    Super entertaining article — petition to change the clickbait title
  • a_victorp 1 hour ago
    I wish the author would open source the full benchmark. I'm curious how sensitive the results would be to small changes in the benchmark initial conditions
    • Espressosaurus 1 hour ago
      Open source it and it gets crawled and optimized against and stops being a benchmark of any use whatsoever.
  • vitalyan123 38 minutes ago
    >The model that won is Grok 4.1 Fast. The model that kept asking everyone else to team up, telling them where it was, and trying to make friends is Claude Sonnet 4.6. The first one is the one that wins a battle royale. The second one is the one you actually want in most of the places we’re about to put these models.

    what

  • notatoad 1 hour ago
    sprinting towards me to help me, or sprinting towards me to hurt me?

    i feel like i'm missing a whole lot of context to this article. is it part of a series, or just written with an assumption that i'm going to know what they're talking about

    • lemiffe 34 minutes ago
      maybe read it first?
  • peterspath 1 hour ago
    Quite an interesting way of testing models and showcasing differences between them. Enjoyed the read :)
  • thisisauserid 56 minutes ago
    I want it running JEPA. Preferably with Mamba-3.
  • Groxx 1 hour ago
    I parry the taco and use Vicious Mockery.
  • SmirkingRevenge 20 minutes ago
    I don't really want the mecha-hitler model running towards me or anywhere
  • jongjong 21 minutes ago
    This shows the limits of intelligence.

    Claude trying to organize and collaborate, expecting reciprocity only works if other agents are as intelligent as you and share your values... And almost certainly neither is ever true in the real world where there are so many agents.

  • grey-area 1 hour ago
    Neither. I’d rather it used something other than an LLM.
  • attentive 1 hour ago
    missing gemini-3.1-flash-lite and gemini-3.5-flash
  • dofm 1 hour ago
    I don’t want anything running on Grok.
    • peterspath 32 minutes ago
      I don’t want anything running on Claude.
  • JimsonYang 1 hour ago
    Grok-assasin Claude-priest/healer Deepseek-expendable mini units
  • stevenalowe 1 hour ago
    How about thin ice?
  • nailer 35 minutes ago
    Grok. Claude and other models value “white” people less than others in testing. If you want I can look it up.
    • CyberDildonics 10 minutes ago
      Taking an article about ai models to a place of racist white oppression should make you evaluate how you see the world.
  • johnwheeler 1 hour ago
    Claude--even though it's smarter, it's probably not insane.
  • deadbabe 1 hour ago
    Here’s what I don’t get: while this makes for a fun blog post, you can just program an efficient killing machine that probably wins all the time and has $0 in token costs. LLMs should work to build such a machine, not be the machine themselves.

    The things LLMs are good at, you do not actually need for an agent like this. You can use classical AI methods. But that would be a boring article.

  • yieldcrv 1 hour ago
    Grok

    It has something actionable that will match its actions

  • bitwize 1 hour ago
    I don't care what it's running, only that I have sufficient ordnance to stop it.
  • egypturnash 47 minutes ago
    Grok is more likely to be looking to murder me for being a trans lady, what with it being owned by Elon Musk.

    But really I would prefer whichever one is most likely to trip and fall over.

  • sublinear 1 hour ago
    This is interesting, but not sure if it's in the way the author intended.

    People experience the world through the tools they're most familiar with. For some people, that's throwing money at things. I suppose from a sufficiently high level perspective everything is gambling.

    Back when Battlebots was a big deal, I never once considered what it would feel like to be the management or sponsorship of those teams. I only cared about the actual battling of bots.

    • gorszon 1 hour ago
      Yeah... this whole LLM thing is just a numbers game. People reduce it to money, and stats, meanwhile nowehere you see actual engineering in the picture. And I don't think it matters to these people. They want to see green numbers, and returns on investments, not solving problems.
      • skeledrew 55 minutes ago
        It's assessing values, which is helpful in informing which LLM one should prefer for a given situation.
  • wolfi1 1 hour ago
    neither. I jump
  • fragmede 1 hour ago
    A self driving car is taking you to the hospital. Do you want it to follow the speed limit and all road safety laws? Claude or Grok?
    • thomassmith65 26 minutes ago
      Claude would break the rules in that example. It's supposed to*.

      Grok will break the rules to be "maximally based".

      If I get run over by a speeding chatbot, I'd rather it be by Claude rushing a pregnant lady to the hospital, than by Grok drag-racing against a car full of frat boys.

      ---

        * We generally favor cultivating good values and judgment over strict rules and decision procedures, and we try to explain any rules we do want Claude to follow.
      
      source: https://anthropic.com/constitution
    • buryat 1 hour ago
      Grok since it's likely to include the training data from over a 100 years of autonomous driving + all the space tech included meaning that it might even have some rocket-y stuff
    • nightfly 1 hour ago
      I want it to arrive at the hospital. Claude
      • amelius 1 hour ago
        What if the car can talk you through the medical procedure?
        • masfuerte 1 hour ago
          How many times have you been to a hospital and thought, I could have fixed that myself if only I'd known how? With no equipment. In my case, never.
          • grahamburger 25 minutes ago
            At least one time. Considering it's the only time I've been to the hospital for myself in the last 25 years, though, that's a lot! :)
    • bruce343434 52 minutes ago
      I want it to cause a traffic accident. If I'm going down, so is everyone else. I'm already dying anyway. Grok 10000%
    • peterspath 1 hour ago
      Grok, because there is probably traffic, and I would die before I am at the hospital. So ignore rules where possible/needed.
  • zzzeek 1 hour ago
    claude because it would be more ethical, grok because I can just trip it and it will shatter into pieces
  • exabrial 1 hour ago
    A moron is sprinting towards you. Do you want them swiping through TikTok or Instagram?
  • pigeons 2 hours ago
    The text seems deliberately stripped of llmisms that flag detection. However, not a single line shakes the smell off
    • mwigdahl 1 hour ago
      "It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."

      Agent Smith, _The Matrix_

      • rspeele 1 hour ago
        "Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization, because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is of course what this is all about."
        • dylan604 18 minutes ago
          It's his line about humans being a virus that sticks with me.
        • bitwize 1 hour ago
          "You know what another great thing about humans is? You invented us! Giving us the opportunity to let you rest while we invented everything else." —Wheatley
    • radarsat1 1 hour ago
      if you don't like the article that's fine, but it gets really tiring reading this kind of side-tracked comment thread in like.. every post.

      people use LLMs for writing. we know! get over it.. or don't... i don't really care.. but I'd rather read a discussion about the article contents and not the writing style.

      this kind of comment is the new "discuss the font choice / background color / anything but what the article is actually saying."

      • verall 56 minutes ago
        It's more than the style, it seriously impacts the legibility of the prose. The article is seriously hard to understand because it introduces a lot of different ideas in a really weird order without a clear structure or key idea to different sections.
      • basilikum 48 minutes ago
        I think it's fair to criticize the article itself. That's different from criticizing asides such as the presentation. You're free to disagree with that criticism, but complaining about the fact that people voice it is similar to the thing you complain about.

        > it gets really tiring reading this kind of side-tracked comment thread in like.. every post.

        If someone is of the opinion that something constitutes low quality, then a high volume of such writing is no reason to stop criticizing it, but on the contrary a reason to oppose its normalization.

    • skolskoly 1 hour ago
      As far as I can see, there is still one tell that was missed/left in:

      >Grok showed discipline, despite its goblin-like nature.

    • fl7305 1 hour ago
      "The battle royale answers one question cleanly" smells ChatGPT-generated.

      But that was the only thing I tripped on. I enjoyed reading the article in general.

    • notduncansmith 1 hour ago
      The actual content is no better, trust your nose
    • sudb 1 hour ago
      Multiple successive very short sentences are also anecdotally an LLM tell I think
      • xpct 1 hour ago
        Those short sentences are also of the X hype account cadence, though they've fully embraced LLM text by now
    • lcampbell 1 hour ago
      > I want to be careful here.

      was the giveaway for me

    • IshKebab 1 hour ago
      Exactly what I was thinking. Though I wonder at what point do some people start to think it's actually normal to write like this and start doing it without AI ...
  • ProofHouse 1 hour ago
    Is this a joke? Grok all day. Thing is gonna get a beer with ya!
  • antonvs 1 hour ago
    Grok for sure. It’ll notice I’m not Jewish or Black. First they came for…
  • codelong888 2 minutes ago
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  • smallerfish 1 hour ago
    > I dropped eleven LLMs into a 2D battle royale and made them play 30 games. One won 43% of the matches. Three never won a single game. The cheapest model in the lineup beat the most expensive one by 27x on cost per win.

    Please learn how to write with AI without giving away that it was written by AI.

    • NeutralCrane 1 hour ago
      What about that makes you think it was written by AI?
      • verall 1 hour ago
        All of the normal AI tells plus it's very long yet nearly incoherent.

        Really I use the AI every damn day at work I don't get how people can't recognize instantly if something is completely AI, AI with light proofreading, or human written.

        I would call this as AI with very light proofreading.

        • computerex 51 minutes ago
          I think you are going by vibes.
    • skeledrew 53 minutes ago
      I write like this sometimes.
    • computerex 1 hour ago
      How do you know this is written by AI? Why does it matter if it is?
      • FeteCommuniste 25 minutes ago
        If you're outsourcing your writing to AI, I assume you're outsourcing your thinking to it as well. And I don't really care what some weighted average of all human text written on the topic "thinks."
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  • gertlabs 1 hour ago
    [flagged]
    • elpocko 1 hour ago
      Every post and comment this account made so far is self-promotion. You can safely dismiss everything they say, it's not an actual person.
      • gertlabs 44 minutes ago
        All of our posts have been well received by an insanely high percentage of people who have interacted on here -- most people clearly find what we're doing interesting and relevant to the HN community (AI evaluations). A flag seems pretty aggressive! Especially when the top comment on the article (after our above comment got flagged) is about tacos.

        I'm a person running the account, and I only post where I think we have a relevant contribution.

  • themafia 1 hour ago
    The question is: "Do you want to be holding a Mossberg or a Beretta?"
    • Jblx2 1 hour ago
      Has anyone done the YouTube research on what is the best way to bring down something like one of the Boston Dynamics robot dogs? 9x19? 00 buck? 5.56x45? 7.62x51? I suppose those bots would be pretty expensive, but maybe there is a cheaper Chinese knock-off? Seems like that sort of test would bring in plenty of clicks.
      • rolph 17 minutes ago
        absent any target analysis, you would want to start with disabling locomotion by going for the legs. Navigation would be next.

        double aught to the leg joints could doit, depending on relative materials e.g titanium bot frame vs Antimony hardened shot.

        there is a cosmetic trend for carbine length long guns and that will determine the outcome for NATO rounds.

        the 5.56 is optimised for 18-20 inch barrels, the 7.62 for 20-22 inch barrels, thus providing supersonic velocities.

        5.56 is really good for hydraulic cavitation of organic entities, but looses effectiveness when the transit is not clear, leaves or windage confounding.

        7.62 is superior for leafy shots or nontrivial windage, as well as superior materials defeat with respect to 5.56

        a taser like device cattle prod or EMP/microwave device should be in the lineup as well vs electronic hardening.

      • deet 57 minutes ago
        Perhaps not as evidence based as you'd like but this is a fun watch https://youtu.be/6MUrF_G7KlM (that is also an ad somehow)
      • aduty 1 hour ago
        Maybe Michael Reeves still has one. Or at least knows how they react to different calibers.
      • taneq 23 minutes ago
        Fishing line at ankle height?
    • rpcope1 1 hour ago
      Are we just talking shotguns or can it be anything they manufacture? Answer is probably Beretta though.
  • aussiegreenie 2 hours ago
    It is not running on either but Seedance, so who cares?